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#449 - Full Fathom Five Posted on 2012-04-07 at 01:00:00
It was the first thing that popped into my mind, looking at the first panel of this page. The big challenge, then, consisted of deciding how to integrate this literary quote into the comic and how to make it amusing in context. Another thing I am trying with this chapter is more naturalistic dialogue-- or rather-- more naturalistic-seeming , with regular stops, pauses, repetitions and awkward silences. I hope it gives a feeling of verisimilitude in what is normally quite an abstract comic.
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